batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe


k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater


deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked


dietcrush:

hey god, it’s me again wondering why i have more energy at 2am than 2pm


satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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